half ache

I never said it was a good joke, I only said I was trying to lighten the mood and clearly, all reactions considered       2 out of 5 ain’t bad.

Let's just hope you never try to open your own little comedy club here in the commune.

Seriously? Shit, never did I think I would benefit from someone being a bitch about soup. Seriously though, you shouldn’t give your food to people, you especially look like you need every bite.

Hey now, hey. I am a decent size, for your information. Skipping one meal won't do me any harm.

If you give me this, you will not get it back. There’s no turning back. You will remain hungry until lunch, is that what you want? Not that I care what you want just not really a fan of having to explain why I had two breakfasts. 

Take it, believe me, I do not want it back. Enjoy your two breakfasts, man. I think I'll be able to make it until lunch. I mean, I hear we're having mink stew. Wonderful.

I’ve already had my share of rations, so I’m good. You sure there’s nothing else around here?

I mean, I heard there were some rolls, but I think they were devoured within the first ten minutes.

It was a joke, man. You know, lighten the mood; we’re all pretty heavy around here lately. It’s like people have evolved a gene where they don’t know how to joke anymore.

I feel as if you should work on your comedic abilities. I've heard plenty in my day, and I feel as if yours was at the bottom of the list.

Yes. Yes it is. If you’re going to bitch about it I’ll eat your soup.

Here, take it... A few bites is probably all I can take.

…It was precooked before it went in the can. Hey, if you don’t want the chunks, I’ll take them.

Here, take them... Know what, just take everything, soup and all... My appetite is pretty much gone at this point.

It’ll fill ya up a little bit, though. Seriously, it’s better than going starving.

Do you want to try and force this green mush down your throat, too? By all means, I'm willing to share.

I’m sorry your highness. I mean you have food and shelter, but how dare you not have the correct food. 

I mean, if we're having soup for breakfast, then it might as well be, y'know, prepared properly. That's not too much to ask, is it?

Wait, you don’t want the chunky bits? Have you lost it? That’s the best part! Okay, see, what you’re eating right there is chicken corn chowder, the king of all soups. That is bonafide chicken — you are never going to get that again, — consider yourself lucky and savor it before dinner tonight. Mink stew.

So... You're saying that I'm eating raw chicken right now? Chunky raw chicken in cold green soup? Wonderful, just great. Maybe instead of turning, I'll just get salmonella instead. At least the mink stew will be warm.

You could be eatin’ nothing. I’d take what I can get if I were you.

You're right, I could be eating nothing. However, I have a feeling this soup isn't about to fill me up in the slightest, so it's practically the same as eating nothing, if you ask me.

In all honesty, I don't even like milk that much... Unless it's in cereal, now that's a different story. Yogurt is what I miss, now that was good.

So, is it safe to say that the next time one of your buddies says "suck my dick," you'll go down on them without question?

Mind if I join you?

Good luck getting milk around here. That fucking cow is about to kick the can any day. See also: take what you can get.

I'd be fine with the soup if it hadn't come straight from the can into my bowl. I'm not even sure what kind it is... It's unclear to me what these chunky bits are.