I killed Jenny schecter

M O R E

paul blart mall goth

Do simple shit for your significant other. Send them songs you like, tell them they look good, write them dumb little notes, buy them their favorite candy, tell them corny jokes, watch their favorite show with them, etc.

Make me feel wanted & I guarantee you I’m not goin anywhere

The best visual representation of “No Homo!” in cinematic history.

That wasn’t even scripted they just did it

every time I burp I legally have to do a rick sanchez impression or they won’t let me see my family again

and every time we kiss i swear i could fly

He?

*hanging out with artists* god i could fuck a coffee (they all murmur in agreement)

a white girl is lost in the woods and is about to be attacked by a bear. “why cant we all just be friends, bullying is so stupid, stop bullying <3” she says to it. the bear stops. he is confused. how the hell did she just say <3 out loud

send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower