taekook & yoonkook

jungkook: who did this hyung who the fuck did this tell me i'll punch them in the appendix

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taehyung: *is crying*

jungkook: who did this hyung who the fuck tell me who it was i'll scoop their eyeballs out of their skull

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yoongi: *is crying*

jungkook: ok i have seven movies, four blankets, eighteen pillows, seven boxes of chocolate, a gun, a shovel, and holly where do u wanna start

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seokjin: *is crying*

jungkook: jin hyung i know i can't roast them as good as you but i'd like to try so please tell me who did this

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hoseok: *is crying*

jungkook: WHO HURT MY HOBI HYUNG. COME ON OUT. MY BITE ONLY HURTS LIKE THE FIREY PITS OF HELL, BUT DON'T WORRY, YOU DESERVE IT.

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namjoon: *is crying*

when I was about to enter High school, I didn’t know who I was

During High school, I always wanted to be that girl everyone likes

After High school, I still wanted to be like her

Before college, I promised myself to do my best to befriend everyone

Now I'm in college, I just want to be different.

I pray for fewer friends and more real friends.

I pray for fewer days and more nights.