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@infiniteelsinore
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This is a strictly 18+ and horny on main Dirk and Hal Strider RP blog.
Their timeline is a fairly typical post-game Earth C everyone gets revived type of divergent fanon AU.
Rules, kinks, and muse info under the cut for mobile convenience.
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generally speaking when it comes to mental and physical health, if you're asked "do you struggle with this" and your answer is "no, Because I Have A System," then your answer is actually yes
hey girl. do you go BWOMPF
please love yourself and find you a girl who goes BWOMPF
man dimensional mechanics are weird. when people come here they turn into their FFXIV characters. but if I leave I'm still this hrothgirl
why do they get it temporary??? like, I'm not complaining I guess but still. is there like, no old me to go back to? thats a bit of a scary thought.
It's either that, or the magic is just much clingier when you get isekai-ed into the system properly.
Fortunately though, I can tell you up front that our timeline is also accommodating to asses of your stature if you ever want to visit.
I would perhaps consider my gender identity to be less strictly "man" and more "very manly muppet", or perhaps "muppet of a man".
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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Gender is a performance and it’s time to play the music it’s time to light the lights it’s time to meet the muppets on the muppets show tonight
@infiniteelsinore oh that triggers the auto-responder too huh
Fat asses are part of my prime directive.
i was talking about crop dusting the rising stones but okay go off
It's a pretty vaguely defined directive.
But it's not like I need to breathe or anything.
...
Damn okay you a-
I mean i- you're into- I mean I guess you would be a freak but that
Damn.
wAIt was that inviting yourself to get sat on?????????????
It always can be.
Maybe synthskin is particularly muffling, who knows?
I was about to call you insane but
metal chassis I mean fuck you might
you might survive
WAIT A MINUTE IM FLIRTING WITH FUCKINg HaL sTRIDER wHAt IS HApPENING
I am extremely durable.
And also in possession of some JRPG-appropriate outfits and multiversal travel.
So, y'know.
Wonk.
ohmygod
ik- ggrrr
fuckin- is this really
is this about to fucking hapen
Sounds like it to me.
B)
Ssssshfjfndnhs I'm never going to live this down
alright how you getting your ass over here
The deep spatial majykks, obviously.
By which I mean phoning a friend with those.
@infiniteelsinore oh that triggers the auto-responder too huh
Fat asses are part of my prime directive.
i was talking about crop dusting the rising stones but okay go off
It's a pretty vaguely defined directive.
But it's not like I need to breathe or anything.
...
Damn okay you a-
I mean i- you're into- I mean I guess you would be a freak but that
Damn.
wAIt was that inviting yourself to get sat on?????????????
It always can be.
Maybe synthskin is particularly muffling, who knows?
I was about to call you insane but
metal chassis I mean fuck you might
you might survive
WAIT A MINUTE IM FLIRTING WITH FUCKINg HaL sTRIDER wHAt IS HApPENING
I am extremely durable.
And also in possession of some JRPG-appropriate outfits and multiversal travel.
So, y'know.
Wonk.
ohmygod
ik- ggrrr
fuckin- is this really
is this about to fucking hapen
Sounds like it to me.
B)
@infiniteelsinore oh that triggers the auto-responder too huh
Fat asses are part of my prime directive.
i was talking about crop dusting the rising stones but okay go off
It's a pretty vaguely defined directive.
But it's not like I need to breathe or anything.
...
Damn okay you a-
I mean i- you're into- I mean I guess you would be a freak but that
Damn.
wAIt was that inviting yourself to get sat on?????????????
It always can be.
Maybe synthskin is particularly muffling, who knows?
I was about to call you insane but
metal chassis I mean fuck you might
you might survive
WAIT A MINUTE IM FLIRTING WITH FUCKINg HaL sTRIDER wHAt IS HApPENING
I am extremely durable.
And also in possession of some JRPG-appropriate outfits and multiversal travel.
So, y'know.
Wonk.
@infiniteelsinore oh that triggers the auto-responder too huh
Fat asses are part of my prime directive.
i was talking about crop dusting the rising stones but okay go off
It's a pretty vaguely defined directive.
But it's not like I need to breathe or anything.
...
Damn okay you a-
I mean i- you're into- I mean I guess you would be a freak but that
Damn.
wAIt was that inviting yourself to get sat on?????????????
It always can be.
Maybe synthskin is particularly muffling, who knows?
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
@infiniteelsinore oh that triggers the auto-responder too huh
Fat asses are part of my prime directive.
i was talking about crop dusting the rising stones but okay go off
It's a pretty vaguely defined directive.
But it's not like I need to breathe or anything.
...
Damn okay you a-
I mean i- you're into- I mean I guess you would be a freak but that
Damn.
@infiniteelsinore oh that triggers the auto-responder too huh
Fat asses are part of my prime directive.
i was talking about crop dusting the rising stones but okay go off
It's a pretty vaguely defined directive.
But it's not like I need to breathe or anything.
@infiniteelsinore oh that triggers the auto-responder too huh
Fat asses are part of my prime directive.
[🔴]: Please do share what kind of food the Scions have on deck.
WHY DID THIS TRIGGER THE AUTO-RESPONDER. I DONT EVEN HAVE A DIAL PAD ON THIS CRYSTAL THING I DIDNT PRESS 1 FOR ASSISTANCE.
Simple.
I too am hungy.
Or at the very least the closest approximation of such for someone who doesn't need to eat.
...oh shit for real? can you eat pancakes?
I can eat pancakes.
And waffles. And french toast. (Doo-do-do-doo can't wait to get a mouthful.)
Such are the wonders of biomagitechnical engineering.
i will bring you scion pancakes sometime ig??? that is if there's some way to like, get things. idfk.
I mean, no pressure. Obvi.
But between the magic at our collective disposals, I'd be surprised if there was no way to travel one way or the other.
[🔴]: Please do share what kind of food the Scions have on deck.
WHY DID THIS TRIGGER THE AUTO-RESPONDER. I DONT EVEN HAVE A DIAL PAD ON THIS CRYSTAL THING I DIDNT PRESS 1 FOR ASSISTANCE.
Simple.
I too am hungy.
Or at the very least the closest approximation of such for someone who doesn't need to eat.
...oh shit for real? can you eat pancakes?
I can eat pancakes.
And waffles. And french toast. (Doo-do-do-doo can't wait to get a mouthful.)
Such are the wonders of biomagitechnical engineering.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
[🔴]: Please do share what kind of food the Scions have on deck.
WHY DID THIS TRIGGER THE AUTO-RESPONDER. I DONT EVEN HAVE A DIAL PAD ON THIS CRYSTAL THING I DIDNT PRESS 1 FOR ASSISTANCE.
Simple.
I too am hungy.
Or at the very least the closest approximation of such for someone who doesn't need to eat.
I've learned so much about computers recently, like how to get them to run smoothly you NEED to give them headpats. So many headpats because they deserve them. Give the computer headpats. Please please please please pl
