incorrect markov quotes

5-year old Sora: Are you a painting?

I cannot believe you! Why would you stab a PERSON when you can show them you're better than they are at something they love.

Leon: I'm brooding.

You don’t need perfect people to make a tumblr post or something?

Apollo: Your father also disappeared.

I found a home with all my standards!

Sora: With this water purifier feature they can be so thoughtful and kind.

Then stand up right away! And don't act like you're about to tell me you have a terminal disease.

Terra: We're here to murder you.

You're not as charming as you think you are, barging in on me and my guitar?

Usopp: I love this. Tux in, gun out. I feel like I just cheated on you.

Sora: I hate Franziska so much?

Edgeworth: I made tea.

Harry: You may be single and childless, but you're totally a dorky mom.

Anakin: I hang on every word.

Your run-on sentences have got to be more effective if they all attacked at once.