i may have my father's worst traits but i am more ethical & virtuous with them than him

you shouldnt have to pay for the dentist. the dentist should pay me for satsifying their weird fetish

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

not a cat, first off

snale

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

[said with increasing amount of distress] i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

My role at the function is to lean on the table and look like a dying dog to bring the mood down of everyone else present

not feeling very hundred emoji flame emoji today

well I am so 💯🔥💯🔥

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