carrie

i watched the whole tony nominations announcement waiting for a smash reference but all i got was katharine mcphee mispronouncing “spongebob” about a dozen times

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

i was just in the market and was talking to the bagging lady about the weather since its been really warm and i was sayin how i dont like the heat and prefer the cold and she was like “oh yeah i get that” and i said “cuz you can get under a blanket to get out of the cold but in the heat it’s not like you can take off your-” and in unison she said “clothes” and i said “skin” and i think thats what people mean when they talk about the generational divide

Do you ever find things you wrote when you were little and just really want to die a little?

You know what? He’d be proud of you

Thank you

not to be fake deep but mamma mia.. here i go again.. my my.. how can i resist ya….. mamma mia, does it show again.. my my, just how much ive missed ya.. yes, ive been brokenhearted………… blue since the day we parted.. why why did I ever let u go……. mamma mia.. now I really know.. my my, i could never let u go…………..