#1 Kiri Shirakai fan

it sucks that swordsman isnt a real career path

woke moralists dont even let you cleave someone in twain these days

people are calling my blade made of moonlight that exists only as an illusion bullshit. they say "how can it ignore my shield, as if it wasn't there" and i tell them that it is a blade of illusions. then they ask me "how can a blade of illusions cut through my flesh, that which is surely more real" and i explain that the role of a blade is to cut flesh, and my weapon is most certainly a blade

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

christian pitcher throws a christian baby

in the english language there is a word that escapes if you look at it for over 5 seconds

it grows legs and sawblades and shit its fucking awesome

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away