i've been avoiding commitment

How many of them have hated you since we were little kids though? I knew you were a shithead even then. No, you’re just an asshole. That’s who you are. You are just an asshole, as a person. Naturally.

I can't say that many. But it doesn't matter, I have plenty of people who like me now for who I am. I don't need to change. I'm not going to change. I'm a dick, get over it.

Yeah but see, I’ve always hated you. So this just kind of adds to the fact that I think you’re an asshole with a shit personality.

Eh, a lot of people hate me. Not a new thing. Not quite sure how I'm an asshole for telling you, but alright.

God, just. Shut the fuck up. Leave me alone. It’s a big deal because he didn’t tell me and also because I fucking hate you.

Then that's a problem you should have with him, not with me.

Are you seriously fucking asking me that?

Yes, I don't get what's the big deal. It was his choice, not mine. I just tagged along.

You need to fuck off right fucking now, mate, I swear to god. Just piss off.

What? Why are you mad? It's not a big deal. It was only a one night thing.

Like I said before, I didn't come for Bristol. I didn't come for you. I didn't come for any of you sorry ass people. I plan on staying away from Bristol, and you as well. Wouldn't want to catch the gay.

…I’m sorry, what? When?

I dunno, awhile ago. I think you guys might hve been on a break or something. Or at least I hope, because If not I probably shouldn't have told you that.

Okay. Not like I want to be here anyways. I don't give a fuck about anyone here. I'll gladly leave.

How the fuck do you “not really” have sex?

Simple, I didn't stick my dick in his ass. But like, we kind of maybe sort of had an orgy once?

…Excuse me?

Oops? I mean like, we didn't really like have sex I guess?

Bristol doesn't need that? Bristol isn't going to know? It's not all about him, y'know.

You know for a matter of fact that Brett isn’t a prude? I mean, I dunno. Most people know he’s not a prude, I guess.

I mean I've had first hand experience? I guess?

What’s that supposed to mean? And I’m not a prude, I just don’t wanna talk to you about my sex life.

What's what supposed to mean? That's fine, I guess I can understand.

Yeah, I guess. He usually doesn’t come back until he’s calmed down so I dunno how like… hot or angry it is. I mean it’s hot, but not, like. I dunno. I feel weird talking about this with you.

What? Don't tell me you're a prude, because I know for a matter of fact that Brett isn't.

No, he had a right to get mad, I guess. I got kind of defensive. Like, he always flies off the handle pretty quickly and I always get really defensive. It’s just messy. I hate fighting with him.

Oh I feel you there. At least you have a reason to have hot angry makeup sex now, am I right?