Not A Girl

PLEASE REPOST, DO NOT REBLOG! Feel free to add to any of your answers!  The purpose is to tell your partners about the way you write!  For the multiple-choice ones, BOLD all that apply and, if you want, italicize if it’s a conditional answer!

– B A S I C S –

NAME : Kae

ARE YOU OVER 18? Yes / No

IS YOUR MUSE? Yes / No

ARE YOU SELECTIVE ABOUT WHO YOU WRITE WITH ON THIS BLOG? No (anyone) /Semi / Yes / Highly / Private

ARE YOU SELECTIVE ABOUT WHO YOU FOLLOW ON THIS BLOG? No (anyone) / Semi / Yes / Highly (We’re brand new and low activity; I’ll only be following a smol number, but if I follow you, I want to write!)

IF YOUR MUSE IS CANON, HOW MUCH TO YOU ADHERE TO CANON? Not at all / A little / Somewhat / Mostly? / Strictly / (OC) (We don’t know a whole lot about Janets in general, so while I’m gonna try not to contradict lore, who knows tbh.)

WHAT POST LENGTHS DO YOU WRITE? One Liners / Single-Para / Multi-Para / Novella (we’re up for anything tbh)

DO YOU USE ICONS AND/OR GIFS? No / Gifs / Icons / Gifcons (whatever man, I feel like I’m gonna struggle to find resources tbh...)

DO YOU WRITE ON OTHER PLATFORMS? No / Yes (just disco mostly)

WHAT LEVEL OF PLOTS DO YOU WRITE? Unplotted  / Open-Ended Plots / Semi-Plotted / Fully Plotted Epics (yes.)

HOW QUICKLY DO YOU USUALLY RESPOND TO THREADS? Very Slow / Slow (4-6 Weeks) / Average (1-4 Weeks) / Fast (Less Than One Week) / Very Fast (Less Than One Day) || (I have no idea!  New blog and all -- I’m hoping to keep my turnaround time to a week or so, but we’ll see ig)

WHAT TYPES OF THEMES DO YOU LIKE? (feel free to add!) Fluff / Angst / Smut / Action / Tragedy / Domestic / Family / Conversational / Hurt-Comfort / Dark / Violence ((gimme.))

WHAT GENRES DO YOU LIKE? (feel free to add!) High Fantasy / Supernatural / Science Fiction / Historical / Horror / Comedy / Romance / Drama / Action / Adventure / Espionage / Everything

ARE THERE ANY THEMES YOU’RE UNCOMFORTABLE WRITING ON YOUR BLOG? No / Yes (as much as I dig dark themes, I like to discuss before writing.  Especially dub/noncon)

DO YOU HAVE ANY TRIGGERS?  HOW DO YOU REQUEST IT TAGGED? No / Yes (descriptive non-con. mentions are....okay?  I can deal.)

– S H I P P I N G –

WHAT TYPES OF RELATIONSHIPS ARE YOU OPEN TO? Romantic / Platonic / Familial / Physical / Sexual ( physical and sexual will probably be limited to Bad Janet tbh)

WHAT TYPES OF PRE-ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIPS ARE YOU OPEN TO? Romantic / Platonic / Familial / Physical / Sexual (Up for anything as long as it we talk about it~)

DO YOU HAVE OTPS? No / Chemistry only / Yes (though Jason Mendoza gets a pass always and forever)

DO YOU HAVE NOTPS? No / Yes / I don’t know yet  

WHAT IS YOUR MUSE’S SEXUAL ORIENTATION? -

Heterosexual / Heteroflexible / Bisexual / Homoflexible / Homosexual / Pansexual / Demisexual / Sapiosexual / Asexual / Questioning

ARE YOU COMFORTABLE WRITING SMUT? No / Selectively  / Yes

HOW EARLY IN A RELATIONSHIP DO YOU SHIP ROMANTICALLY? Autoship / During Plotting / After A Couple IC Interactions / Several IC Interactions / Slow Burn / Depends on partner & muse 

ARE YOU OPEN TO TOXIC SHIPS? No / Selectively / Yes 

ARE YOU OPEN TO PROBLEMATIC SHIPS? (canon history, age difference, complicated, etc.) No / Selectively / Yes

ARE YOU OPEN TO POLYSHIPPING? No / Selectively / Yes 

ARE YOU AN EXCLUSIVE SHIPPER? No / Sometimes / Yes 

DOES CRACK SHIPPING EVER HAPPEN? No / Sometimes / Yes

DOES CROSSOVER SHIPPING EVER HAPPEN? No / Yes / Depends

—–

“Good. That means I met my quota for referrals to my therapist, one more broken hopeful and I get a toaster.” Eyes slit as she takes in the steaming mug. 

Perfectly piping hot.

“You confused my coffee order for my superhero order.” Nostrils flare, barely. A hint of an opening to smell it disguised underneath the disdain. There’s full-fat butter in there, she can practically taste it. “Did you sign an NDA, New Assistant.” 

“Incorrect,” she notes cheerful as ever.  “Your superhero order is a cup of Bulletproof coffee from Home Roasted Coffee Shack, once an hour.  This is a special order version.”  

Janet cocks her head to the side, and smiles as she listens to the woman before her, before replying in her usual cheerful tone: “ your previous assistant was not fired.  He resigned, citing excessive personal stress. ”  Unperturbed by either the comments themselves or the tone, the not-a-girl stepped forwards, presenting a hot, fresh, cup of black coffee.  “ Bulletproof coffee from Home Roasted Coffee Shack, black, freshly brewed. ”  Oh yeah, she was good.

@wasdope​ asked: "Do you ever wonder what happened to Dumbo? I mean like, he was a flying elephant. Shouldn't he have had flying elephant babies?" 

I’m Janet.  

I’m an information processing system for the Good Place.

This blog is run by a human mun who is over the age of 21, and uses they/them pronouns.  The blog is considered semi-selective and semi-private, and is brand new as of March 16, 2020!  It is not follow for follow, but it is crossover and OC friendly.