horny on helios

Hey Vault Hunter, it’s me, Handsome Jack. How ya doin’? Haha - yeah, yeah, that’s great - yeah I’m just over here in my awesome sex palace you’ll never get to see because you’re a pathetic loser, and you know what I’ve got? That’s right - I’ve got three girlfriends, and before you ask, yes, they smoke weed. You jealous, douchebag? That’s what I thought. Uh, hey, before you go, just - just take a listen to this one. I’m gonna use one of your dead friend’s skull as a bong. Hold on. Lemme get closer to the mic. [Lighter noise] [Bong hit noise] [violent coughing] [END TRANSMISSION]

you know the tftbl characters are gonna have to explain themselves for people who skipped it and i’m oddly looking forward to feral bandit king slut mode vaughn dropping “i used to be an accountant”  with no further explanation