what homework

Everyday is leg day when you’re running from your problems

someone drew a portrait of this sleeping dog and gave it to him. amazing.

you can tell this is a high ranking bun, because he is wearing a crown that is also a bun

a clownboy (half clown, half cowboy) says yeehonk

this is it. the worst post i’ve ever seen. my own two eyes are cursed

why would she sell sea shells by a sea shore when you can just pick them off of the ground for free that’s not how you run a business

She’s sold sea shells by the seashore since shapely seashore seashells stay scarce. Since she sells superior shells searchers spend centuries searching for, seldom selling simple shells, so she still sustains solid savings.

I couldn’t even read that in my head

when you get a really good partner for a presentation

legendary 

is that the end of the world

Could say it was the… Heat of the Moment.

fUCKING

dude lets start a restaurant 

what kinda food would be served

you just bring whatever you want to the restaurant and we’ll put it in/on a burger

i brought a burger

holy fuck