ohdotdotdotgoody!

older henry wears glasses in the morning before he puts his contacts in, older henry has a faded tattoo from his twenties that he's kind of embarrassed about, older henry always has gum on him in case he starts itching for a cigarette (he quit when sam came into his life), older henry learns that his new love interest steve never realized he was attracted to men before him and briefly thinks to himself "i'm too old for this"

i just know henry’s one of those guy who will not take his car through a car wash. he’s doing it himself, by hand. or he’s giving sam ten bucks

steve’s volunteers to do it as an excuse to take his shirt off and bed over the hood in tiny shorts. henry’s yelling that he’s missing so many spots

he tries to put on a show by dumping water over himself but now henry has to rinse him with a hose because the bucket had diluted cleaning solution in it.

i love stephanie thats a bitch. please my favorite girl in the world.

i do also love it because that means she’s heather’s good girl

REGRET REGRET REGRET

i love stephanie thats a bitch. please my favorite girl in the world.

i do also love it because that means she’s heather’s good girl

steph answers the door in full on lingerie and heather’s shoving her golden girl boxset back into her bag

“i brought weed and dorito—where your clothes at?”

heather and steph no bra household