Grumpy Cat Look-Alike

I guess everything happens for a reason!

To be clear, I was talking about the kid, not the carpet. 

So I was shamelessly listening to 90′s hits, getting my Backstreet Boys and Britney on, but to my horror - my three year old had spilled bright purple grape juice all over herself and my carpet. Rest in peace my carpet and my 90′s jam out session! I hope everyone is having more luck than me today.

Clearly you’ve got to through it out and replace it now.

Question, have you ever wanted to do something but you’ve been a little afraid to do it? I always thought I was a do-er. I like risks, and I enjoy challenges, I’m a mother, I’ve played a doctor with a photographic memory, and an agent on a superhero show, among others. But I woke up with today with this crazy idea in my head. I want to go sky diving.. isn’t that random? And now I’m wondering if I’m going through an early mid-life crisis. Anyway, I’m Chyler. How’s it going?

Take me skydiving, Chyler!

Okay but how many gifts are too many for a four year old? Because if there is a limit then I have definitely reached it. I mean that kid already has enough toys to fill a house and now she has a truck load more.  I have spent way to much on gifts in general this year though. 

As a former four year old, I feel like I have the authority to say that you can never have too many gifts. But that’s just me.

I was coming back form Vancouver, so I guess it really isn’t a Layover, more of a delay. I had a lot of wine, so it did not feel like ten hours.

Oh yikes. Layovers are bad enough, but at least you feel like you’re in the middle of getting home. Delays are the worst, because you feel like you’re never going to get anywhere. Wine is definitely pretty good for passing the time. 

 You sure ask for a lot, but  I suppose you are right. I’m sorry. Will you ever forgive me? I’ll do anything!!  Of course I do, I win!!  

Exactly! You should be sorry. It’s alright. I forgive you. Or, at least, I will after you bring over a pizza and some beer this weekend. 

 Yes, but you haven’t tried to contact me either.  It’s a two way street bro. You could have very well picked up the phone and said hello.   You love me, shh.

Yeah, but I’m not the one who just got back to LA. I’ve been here. Ergo, it was on you to call. You love me more. 

 Ever since my return to Los Angeles, it’s been filled with nothing but parties and events. It has been amazing, but then I go home in the middle of the day and crash out. it’s fun to have my friends back in my life. but  I’ve chosen to spend some of this week in bed and never getting up. Anyone have any good Netflix movie recommendations??

So you’re back in Los Angeles and you don’t come see your brother? What the hell, woman?

Traveling back to the USA can be hard sometimes. I had a ten hour layover in Vancouver because of snow. Thank goodness I just bought a house in Los Angeles. Though the fires here are not that great it’s still warm. Hello, I’m Mackenzie.

Where were you coming back from? It’s definitely rough when the flight and the layover are both too long. 

Yes of course Santa listen to your wishes. 

I better make this good, then... I’m gonna have to take my time and think about this. What would you get?

Probably. Says a lot on how you’re dealing with sleep.

See, your response implies that I actually get sleep. 

So a friend of mine I worked with has been sending me pictures all weekend of my childhood home, because she and a load of friends have rented the whole place for the weekend, my mum put it on airbnb a year or so ago and I hadn’t thought much of it until someone I knew has been sending me pictures of the rooms trying to guess which used to be mine, and pictures of the portrait in the dining room of our family. She’s trying to find out if we had secret passages to “enrich” her experience. How has your weekend been I’m presuming not as surreal as mine currently is. 

God, that would be weird. I really hope my mom never does that. 

I started my christmas shopping today and if i had to buy a christmas present for you, what would you pick ? Maybe Santa will hear your wish

I can pick anything I want?

I probably last napped in 2014 and it was for three minutes exactly. After that? Sleep was for the weak.

It’s probably a bad sign that I’m impressed by a 3 minute nap, right?

I have GMA tomorrow morning and another Tonya screening tomorrow night then I should be free! Do you know Saors? Saoirse Ronan? She’s hosting SNL Saturday! You should come hang!

Okay good! Because otherwise I just spent all that money for nothing. And I know the name for sure, but I don’t think I’ve ever met her. I’m up for anything though! Just tell me where to be.