How I Handle Most Things

Me on the first day of fall

How I look the day after I convinced my 30-something-year-old ass I can still handle drinking and staying up all night and like I did in my 20s.

When people start throwing the word “Responsibilities” in my direction:

When my patience is razor thin and people give me snippy attitude

When I know someone is saying the incorrect thing, but I’m trying hard to not be a know-it-all

What I suspect my therapist ACTUALLY  wants to say to me

What happens when my friends leave me alone with their food for just one second:

How I look when I can stop myself from speaking the actual words, but cannot stop gesturing ”You’re an effing idiot” :

When a coworker asks me to “look over” their presentation:

When I’m on vacation and receive an email from my mother telling me how much she appreciates all I do around the office:

If I could  go back in time to even this morning and give myself one piece of valuable advise to handle the day:

How I Handle Being Called “Ma'am”

How I Handle My Brithday From Now On

When People At Holiday Parties and Family Gatherings Ask Me How Things Are Going With My Love Life:

When I’m Responsible For Pouring My Own Drink

When Someone Hands Me A Shot And Whilst Drinking, I Realize It’s Fireball

When People Ask Me To Watch My Language In Front Of Children