i know your heart like my only friend

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

people dont really remember this but when hulu launched you could just watch everything on there for free. and the ad breaks were 60 seconds long. kill everyone now

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background

Reminder that chronic migraines aren't all "headaches." For some people migraines are just sudden attacks of basically any shitty symptoms imaginable depending on the person. Your "migraine" might be a sudden onset of extreme tiredness, temperature sensitivity, confusion and blurry vision, another person's might look like a panic attack or even a heart attack, some people experience hallucinations, become hypersensitive to smells, have to urinate a weird amount, feel numb in their fingers, flu symptoms, stroke-like symptoms, dissociation, allergy symptoms, literally anything because a "migraine" is just when your brain explodes with overactivity and sets off a bunch of pathways at once that it's not supposed to, like a computer in a power surge.

Yasss who else is a kinda lame aimless adult in they mid to late 20s

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms