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My piece for a collab hosted by @/myearts_uwu over on IG

Hers and everyone’s art below <3

Conversations in Italian, circa 1976-1996

evil barbatos can't hurt you. he's not real

evil barbatos:

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Mammon: Get this human AWAY FROM ME!!! I’m the Great Avatar of Greed! I’m not a glorified BABYSITTER

Mammon 3 chapters later

Photo not mine but you get the point

How did they manage to make him even more precious in the manga 😭

An unlit candlestick. A pencil case. A bug on the windowsill.

"Ew, I'm not levitating that," you said. "It's gross."

The innocent Devildom bug minded its own business and continued to crawl around on its thirty-some little legs, oblivious to insults. Solomon, however, looked perplexed.

"Just levitate it like the other things. You don't need to touch it," he told you.

"My magic would be touching it," you responded.

"But you can't actually feel the bug through your magic, that's something far more advanced than your current level. You would be willing the forces of nature to lift it for you."

"I don't want to will the forces of nature to lift something gross. Why don't you do it?"

Mc: Okay, let’s go over a couple of things.

Lucifer: Is that why you called us here?

Mc: *smiling* I can jump.

Mammon: Obviously?

Mc: I can’t jump from a height of 10 meters.

The brothers: .…

Mc: I can stay up all night, go without sleep for a night.

Asmo: I think I know where this is going…

Mc: I can’t go more than 72 hours without sleep.

Levi: Ha, ha, ha… looking down

Mc: I *pointing at themself* can eat spicy food.

Beel: …

Mc: I can’t eat things that are as hot as lava.

Satan: I think we get the idea.

Mc: I can give bear hugs.

Belphie: … Damn.

Mc: I *taking a breath before slamming the fist on the table* can’t stand bear hugs from creatures with the strength of a hydraulic press!!!!!!!

The Brothers: ...

Mc: If you want me to survive this year, you’d better remember those couple of things!!!!

Diavolo: Ah *very embarrassed* that’s why I’m here too….

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