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“I don't regret divorce, but I do miss the way he filled my twinkies"
The skyrocket in sales Twinkies must’ve gotten after 💀💀
But imagine: Flambert get back together. One way or another, it becomes public that A: Flambae was the mysterious husband, and B: The two are a power couple again.
Cue Twinkies rapidly spamming them for a brand deal or for an ad, remembering that iconic moment in Superhero pop culture
I don't know, I'm not american, but aren't twinkies a family oriented brand? Though, internet now forever has a mental image of Flambae filling Mecha Man's twinkie. In attempts to help demography rise, of course. Very family-oriented
Rose: I get it, Mr. Batman. You don’t trust me. I’m a no-good, low-life daughter of a villain. I’ve worked with him, sometimes of my own free will. That’s on me. But there’s one issue with your bias.
Batman: If you’re going to bring up my child or my current relationship, you can leave now.
Rose: No, not that. You’ve pointed that out many times. I’m talking about how you don’t trust me with your son because you’re afraid he’ll get hurt—not just physically, but that I’ll break his heart.
Batman: I… um, that’s true, but—
Rose: Because you still see him as the kid you took in. You don’t want him to get hurt. I admire that. My old man never paid me that kind of attention, so it’s nice to see. But I won’t stop loving Jason. You don’t have to approve of our relationship, you don’t have to trust me, and you don’t even have to like me. I don’t really care. But trying to split us up will only hurt your son more than it hurts you.
Batman refused to respond.
Rose: Again, you don’t ever have to like me. Just ease off of our relationship. Not for my sake, but for his happiness. He actually wants you to like me.
Batman: That will never happen.
Rose: Oh I told him that, but I can get you to tolerate me for his happiness. If I’m making him happy, seeing him smile that cute smile he has, that’s a plus, right?
Batman (mumbling): I guess.
Rose: What?
Batman: I said ‘I guess’… I will back off. You can be with him, but if you hurt him or let him get hurt again, I will deal with you myself.
Rose: Threats against my life and safety? I like. Handshake?
Rose held out her hand. Batman pulled a tissue from his belt, rested it on her hand, and then shook it.
Rose (lowering her hand): This tissue is our truce. Oh, and if you hurt him or let him die again, I won’t just mess up your life, I’ll fucking kill you and burn your houses to the ground. And no one will stop me.
Batman: I respect that threat. Leave.
Rose bowed her head and then walked off, whistling happily to herself. She had a spring in her step as she left. Catwoman moved closer to Batman and kissed him on the cheek.
Catwoman: Look at you, getting rid of that judgment stick up your butt.
Batman: She’s on thin ice, but if he really is happy with her, in love with her... I’ll have to grin and tolerate this relationship.
Catwoman: Ra’s said the same thing about you. didn't he?
Batman: Don’t remind me, oh God, I hope he doesn’t marry her.
Catwoman: You’re inviting that into the universe, babe.
Batman: I know. I need to take the night off.
Catwoman: Oop, that’s for me to take care of! Let’s go, pookie.
honestly, this phrase has been on my mind more times than i can count. i've kidnapped it, taken it as a hostage with no ransom money because i need it to live permanently in my head.
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No fucking joke, I was offered 4 days of film-set marshalling and I told him I was unavailable for one of the days but I could cancel. And he told me he’d potentially found someone else.
I reblogged this.
And not 20 mins later, he came back to me and said if I really want it, let him know now. So fuck. Wow.
You have options. I promise you, you have options. Even if you blow up your whole life, change your name and train hop half way across the country- you still have options. So long as you are alive you have choices and chances. If you can’t see them, ask someone else. Ask a stranger or someone who loves you. Anyone not in your situation will have different a perspective. Stay safe and stay alive.
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i want to know what the court proceedings for a trial where the defendant claims mind control or possession look like. what's the worst crime you can commit in a world where people can cast spell of curse your entire bloodline over a careless insult at the farmer's market. how are magical prisoners treated. what kind of values would a society whose honour code is built on glory through battle and warmongering uphold. what's public opinion on the death penalty.
French privateering in the Gulf of Mexico: ended circa 1830
Conclusion: an adventuring party consisting of a Victorian gentleman thief, an Old West gunslinger, a disgraced former samurai, and an elderly French pirate is actually 100% historically plausible.
It really just comes down to whether a given individual or group is looking for reasons to include, or reasons to exclude. Hypothetical groups like these can go a lot further than this, too.
As much as I absolutely adore this, you’d probably have to come up with a fairly good reason for them to all meet up together in the first place. I mean, MLK and Anne Frank were born in the same year, but they lived on different continents and had no opportunity to meet. I’m not saying these cross cultural interactions are impossible, but choosing a certain region with an era isn’t necessarily exclusionary. It just doesn’t occur to people (or rather most writers in general) how well these eras matched up or how to connect these extremely varied backgrounds.
I didn’t pick those roles at random, mind. All four of them are outlaws of some description, and thus have incentive to travel outside their native range - and in particular, all four of them would have any number of plausible excuses for ending up in San Francisco during the late 1860s or early 1870s. Once you’ve got them within shouting distance of each other, getting them in the same adventuring party is a simple matter of Plot.
I feel dumb for not picking up on that. :B I’d definitely be curious to know just what kind of hijinx they’d be getting themselves into (I can already imagine an Ocean’s Eleven-esque heist).
Out of curiosity, why San Fran? I’m a west coaster myself, but I usually picture New York when it comes to historical fiction.
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