tnt stick for a dick

so incredible an experience to watch centipedes and millipedes walk around like oh boy time to move two inches to the right better move in the most beautiful rhythmic pattern a creature with legs can produce

something sweetie this way loves

I JUST WANNA GET FACKED

Source

GIVE ME A FUCKING SOURCE

I’m starting a gofundme to get a mojito

its not funny

sorry

I always wanted to fuck wreck it ralph . I dont have time for that any more Im looking for someplace secluded to lay my eggs

Bowser and luigi are meant to be together but heteronormativity makes bowser act out in unhealthy ways

i have breakfast then lunch then sexual lunch and then dinner

i havent done anything or been anyone ever

this girl must have pussy like a pizza bc Everytime she fucks me I have little seizures