ChickenKate

"I urge people to choose sides, right or wrong. Makes war easy. Revolution cant be a part time job. Or something you do online at lunch."

"I wonder if writing what I feel at my very core makes me a bad writer. Then I see Kerouac who inspired great things like Woodstock."

If you're hungry they've got baked beans, for sickness there's vaccines, see the cans - that's sardines, by any means, piss of the machine.

And one day, I'm going to be a star. I'll sell arenas, fill pages, and something historic will rise. Meanwhile, time to turn wise. And they'll remember me, as the kid who thought '99 was actually '69. And Jon Bon Jovi was right about songs marking time.

"I’m a writer. I’m not throwing on a suit unless I’m invited to some world-leader funeral. I like the leatherwear, women’s underwear."

"So you bastards, borrow your own time, cook without wine, Rosemary is the mother of Thyme."

"Here’s the pot of gold – I’m still punching keys on a typer instead of frying my brain with some world class crystal meth."

"Whole lot of jerking off. Which isn’t bad. I love masturbation. Its sex with myself. I think we sleep with ourselves more than we sleep with girlfriends, crushes, out-of-town-strange, one-night-only, reunions, and other things unraveled with you OD on sexy. But there’s this cross-fertilization, hybrid livin’."

Devang Patels’ a tourist he says, with a map, to our hearts, in and out of our hearts, jokes about farts, shopping in Wal-Mart’s, playing darts, topping the top of the Pop charts, until we all may part.

When people ask me how to write I show them tetra packs. It comes with instructions: ‘cut here’. That goes on a writer’s wrist. Then the writing comes.