appreciating fattys

feedeing session video here

Kinda overdid it at the barbecue🥴

The Best Around

should i wear this to my interview?

This dude used to act like being fat was a personal character flaw. Every burger was ‘cheating’, every dessert was ‘weakness’ and every overweight person got a lecture nobody asked for. Then life hit him with the funniest plot twist imaginable. Somewhere between his third ‘cheat meal’ of the week and his fifth drive-thru run, he accidentally became the very thing he spent years making fun of. Now he's standing there with a stomach that arrives before he does, talking about ‘bulking’ like we're all legally blind. Remember when he used to say: "I'd never let myself get like that." Well congratulations, champ. Not only did you get like that, you overshot the target. The guy who once counted every calorie now treats nutrition labels like spoilers. The same dude who mocked people's portion sizes now orders enough food to feed a small expedition. And the denial is incredible. He still talks like he's one gym session away from being shredded again, while his shirt buttons are hanging on like sailors during a hurricane. His old self would probably spend ten minutes roasting him before realizing: "Wait... that's me?" The burgers really played the long game. They didn't just beat him, they recruited him.

You have to do what your big friend says, tubbs. You’re a fat boy now, so that also means you’re always hungry now and you’re never full. That big gut’s there to grow until it bursts, fatso. Your fat friend is happy he’s not the only fatty anymore now. His fattening plan worked perfectly on you, it seems.

Letting it all go

Epilogue

Will the pants stay buttoned???👀👀👀

I want you all to buy me lunch today NOW 😡