Make it Make Sense

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we are excited to announce our newest product:

ADHD!!!

adhd is our hottest new neurodevelopmental disorder! it comes with many features such as:

no focus

too much focus

sensory issues

hyperfixations

rsd!

impulsivity

low self-esteem

time blindness

mood swings

boredom so extreme it’s painful!

all together these create very exciting new features, such as:

1,000 unread emails!

wait what did you say

how the hell did i lose that it was just in my hand

never shutting up!

i’ve already listen to this song 20 times in a row and there is no end in sight

mush brain

sorry to interrupt but!!

rewind the show 80 times to hear what they said in that one sentence because you still don’t know

can’t be anywhere at the right time!

i have to bounce my leg at all costs

and many more!

however, our favorite feature of adhd is:

NO ONE WILL BELIEVE YOU!!

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”

Night in the Woods and Oneshot are both in it, not to mention literally hundreds of other cool indie games I haven’t played yet that look really cool and promising. 

I was at our local bakery recently and came across a loaf of bread quaintly branded as a “Peasant Loaf”. It was selling for over $6—the irony of this was not lost on me. 

In retaliation I have decided to post what I actually think of as a peasant loaf, but with the luxury of finely ground modern flour which is less likely to break your teeth because actual peasant loaf bread is like chewing rocks unless you’re soaking it in soup or stew. 

This is a very simple loaf, it requires no special tools and is a fairly forgiving dough for beginners to work with. Also it has the added bonus of looking like an expensive artisan loaf, but costs literal pennies to make once you invest in the basic ingredients.

So what do you need?

Ingredients:

Plain flour (or wholewheat if you prefer)

One sachet of active dry yeast.

Salt.

Water.

Tools:

Bowl

Mug

Prep and bake time total: 2 hours 45 minutes.

Yep, that’s it. You’ll notice that there’s no quantities listed up there, and that’s because you’ll be using the mug to measure everything. This helps to make sure your quantities are consistent, and means that so long as you have a mug and your ingredients, you can make bread. Heck you don’t even need a bowl, it just makes clean up easier.

Again I had Elusive Tumblr Dad help me take the photos so be warned this is going to be fairly image heavy under the cut :D

Step One: Gather your stuff.

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But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.