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i'm in a group for people who own those 12 foot tall home depot halloween skeletons (i do not own a 12 foot tall home depot skeleton; do not tell on me). the skeleton owners post daily about how they're decorating their skeletons seasonally to circumvent local ordinances about "seasonally appropriate" outdoor décor. they post anonymous fan & hate mail neighbors leave in their mailboxes which appear to be 100% genuine and a number of people are regularly posting updates as they pursue litigation against HOAs and entire cities to defend their rights to keep their 12 foot skeletons standing outside year-round. with lawyers and everything. it's a look into the lives of people who have money to spend on things i can never imagine, but i am compelled by their conviction.

you'd like to imagine the outcome of the bitter legal warfare might have knock-on effects that allow people more freedom in self-expression on their own lawns in general, but mainly it seems to be exclusively about the 12 foot tall home depot skeletons. and what a world.

Is there a good place to buy clothes where they won't beat me to death

i support women doing things with their hair that make other people upset 🥰

and i extra support girls doing things with their hair that piss off every adult in the vicinity

TELEVISION. Show me BEAUTIFUL WOMEN being VIOLENT

seeing all the girls i went to high school with getting married and having babies and like I know this sounds mean but it’s literally like watching a horror movie

“Refs swallowed the whistles” is such a polite way to say refs have decided to just…not call penalties