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Tweek: AGH! That was terrifying! I thought I was gonna die- I’ve never gotten mugged before today I could’ve DIED-

Tweek: This town is so unsafe, I already have normal anxiety walking home now it’s gonna be WORSE!!!

Mysterion: Tweek.

Mysterion: Relax. You’re safe now, it’s fine. I’ll be here to protect you whenever you need me.

Tweek: How can you say that so confidently?! I don’t even know you! And you won’t always be here that’s bullshit!

Tweek: How do you even know my name?? This is sketchy, man! I-I don’t care if you’re Mysterion!

Tweek: I’m gonna call my friend Kenny to pick me up- GAH! I gotta go home! Kenny is always up late!

Mysterion: UM- Actually Tweek why don’t you let me take you home? I’m sure you’ll feel much safer with me escorting you

Tweek: N-No way, dude! I’m gonna have a panic att-attack! Kenny can protect me, he’s strong and kno-

Kenny’s ringtone: You are the dancing queen! Young and sweet- Only seventeen!

Tweek: …

Mysterion: …

Kenny’s ringtone: … Feel the beat from the tambourine- Oh yeaaaah!~

Kenny’s ringtone: You can dance, you can jive! …

Mysterion: … Woah! How did your friend ‘Kenny’ ‘s phone get in my pocket?

Someone once requested these three as farmers and I really loved this request