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not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

WHyyyy

Sorry everyone

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

Shiddd

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

Oh hell nah I can’t even risking it I’ll reblog this rn

Not in 2021! I can’t risk it.

He checked her pulse

You’re worth at least 2 potato to him and that’s pretty special imo.

I would just like to remind you all that *I don’t own any potatoes* and I have no clue where he’s getting them from.

Memes have become so heavily context-dependent that they briefly spawned a side-phenomenon of corporations mistakenly assuming that the image combinations are simply random, and that “randomness” is what the new generation finds humorous, and then deliberately creating nonsense ads in a desperate attempt to appeal to the youth, which went on for several years before they finally started hiring younger social media managers.

i’d like to add that i currently work in the vitamins/supplements part of a grocery store and the types of people panicking vs. not panicking about COVID-19 are exactly who you think they’d be. moms who would never vaccinate their kids or get a damn flu shot are clearing our shelves of hand sanitizer and soap and wipes and screaming at us about how DARE we not have more. meanwhile my regulars who are 70+ years old, chronically ill, or otherwise immunocompromised are understanding and quietly scared and it breaks my heart. one of my regulars had a liver transplant not long ago and can’t even travel back to LA because her doctors are too concerned about her poor immune system to let her travel, and she can’t even get hand soap to protect herself in the meantime. the people who will suffer from this virus aren’t the normal, healthy people who are panicking. the old, the ill, and the less fortunate are going to lose their lives simply because people are too panicked to educate themselves on basic hygiene and epidemiology.

This explains well why you shouldn’t panic stock