Darling, let's be adventurers.

That straight up is exactly what I expected corvid art to look like tbh.

This is the most goth shit I’ve ever seen

“orange cats are ugly” thats fuckign firestar of thunderclan. have some goddamn respect.

*wet* at crocheting

I want to write. I have ideas. I open document. I type four of the worst sentences ever created in the english language. I daydream the rest of the scene. I close document.

cool what the FUCKING HECK does this mean tho

you had to be there

Boil up some mountain dew.  It’s gonna be a long night.

You could have said anything else

Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, baja blast to fuel my trouble

Friendly reminder classic moments like these with the kids are entirely unscripted.

my heart exploded

i go back in time and show mary shelley a box of franken berry cereal and she is so thrilled by it that she kisses me on the lips

gromit calls you gay asmr