Wild Party, 3rd Floor / 4th Floor Vintage

dead wife montage but it's a henchman reminiscing about da boss after he got put six feet under. picking flowers before hiding the bodies, wiping cocaine from your nose after a big night, that long drive down the beach to find the bookie who squealed. where did the days go

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

There’s a spider in the corner of your window. Her name is Astrid. She’s saved you from contracting West Nile Virus in your sleep at least twice and is very proud of that fact. She knows this because those mosquitos taste a lil spicy.

“women are so mean to men now” they were putting arsenic in their coffee back in the day

I truly cannot stand the revisionist idea of women in the past that misogynists have. No, they were not perfect. No, they were not all good mothers. No, they certainly weren’t all submissive wives. No, they were not more kind, patient and trusting with men, through large swaths of history they didn’t want to be alone with them. Women in the past were being held hostage by men and many were punching up when they could.

Cannot FUCKING stand when my loose leaf tea says to add tea in tablespoons instead of teaspoons. I'm sorry, bitch. Am I making tea or am I making a table. Let me double fucking check.

the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice

does it ever get better? has it gotten better? will it get better? when will it get better?