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do you ever see paleolithic art and go “oh fuck that’s good” like they hadn’t developed agriculture or the wheel but god damn could they paint horses real good

unrelated to this blog but this is the best bts thing i’ve ever seen

TINY

I’ve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska

the girl has big dick energy

she stole all of his dick energy and killed him

this radiates such chill chaos

if a foreigner ever asks you to explain america but only has 24 seconds just show them this

hey I live near here and I can 100% tell everyone that I once thought it was so strange most people did not know what alien jerky is

in case you guys wanna know what modern high school dances are like, at mine despacito came on and everyone t-posed around this one kid as he fortnite danced like his life depended on it

me: cant believe im about to mcfreakin lose my virginity boy: *already putting pants back on*

OH BUDDY YOU HAVE NO IDEA

im at chilis for the first time and when we walked in and the girl said hi welcome to chilis i almost fucking lost it

I love those Mickey mouse shorts but the one where Goofy vores Minny and Mickey then they both fuck inside him really fucks me up

fatality

Honestly if you’re female and you’re called for jury duty and during the elimination process you’re asked if you’ve ever had any adverse experience with a man (harrassment or rape or any other male violence) just fuckin lie and say no. Then vote that fucker guilty

Women survivors are barred from serving on a jury but rapists are not even questioned. There can be no doubt that this is a major reason rapists walk free. Men have never played fair. It is time for women to start beating them at their own game. Our lives depend on it.