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‘ everyone knows that self-published doesn’t count. ‘

‘ i had two reactions to this. my first reaction was: wow. ‘

‘ what the fuck. hey ___? what the fuck! ‘

‘ history is so boriiiiing. ‘

‘ jrr tolkien did the world a disservice. ‘

‘ i don’t give two shits about a king who lost a war seven hundred years ago! ‘

‘ get outta here! ‘

‘ riveting! ‘

‘ at best, they are instructional books. ‘

‘ c’mon, man! that’s all i’m gonna say about that. ‘

‘ no one has ever enjoyed writing or reading an academic paper. ‘

‘ these are very boring, and these are slightly more palatable. ‘

‘ everyone knows that poetry and theatre are meant to be seen and not read. ‘

‘ what genre is ‘eh’? ‘

‘ good fiction. goooood fiction. ‘

‘ believe me when i say that these are the only good ones. ‘

‘ this is all i’m qualified to do now! ‘

‘ some thieves can’t read. ‘

‘ here’s how you pick a lock. ‘

‘ turns out, she’s dead. ‘

‘ he decides to get into necromancy. ‘

‘ it’s kinda weird, but it’s very well written. ‘

‘ this is kind of like the hobbit, except instead of a hobbit, it’s a mid-level bureaucrat. ‘

‘ who doesn’t love a little erotic lizard fiction? ‘

‘ there’s no way you can manage to maintain that level of erotic tension! ‘

‘ i’d like to see them try. i would like to see them try. ‘

‘ i straight up chortled. ‘

‘ they are valid. and they’re wrong. ‘

‘ i don’t care about that. it’s boring! ‘

‘ how dare you jettison my gift! ‘

‘ just how useful were these robots? were they useful enough to chance a robot uprising? ‘

‘ someone should try to do that. it’s me, i’m the one who’s gonna do that. ‘

‘ i’m not gonna touch that. ‘

‘ what kind of robots are good when they’re sentient? ‘

‘ i’m choosing to think of that as something like nuclear fission as opposed to choosing to think of it as dumb. ‘

‘ terrible name. ‘

‘ not that i’m shitting on the coast guard. ‘

‘ where’s my guy toad man? ‘

‘ looks and names can be deceiving. ‘

‘ we’ve done some shit to bees, y’all. ‘

‘ no one likes a narc. ‘

‘ why the fuck is he a top? ‘

‘ he took it really personally and then decided to become evil. ‘

‘ i call this category: no! ‘

‘ here’s the big rule of thumb: magicians are always evil. ‘

‘ technically not murder, but definitely bad. ‘

‘ you know what, i take that back. clowns don’t serve a purpose. ‘

‘ elon musk, don’t get any ideas. ‘

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