โย sentence starters :ย polygonโs unraveled, episodes 2 & 3.
โ everyone knows that self-published doesnโt count. โ
โ i had two reactions to this. my first reaction was: wow. โ
โ what the fuck. hey ___? what the fuck! โ
โ history is so boriiiiing. โ
โ jrr tolkien did the world a disservice. โ
โ i donโt give two shits about a king who lost a war seven hundred years ago! โ
โ at best, they are instructional books. โ
โ cโmon, man! thatโs all iโm gonna say about that. โ
โ no one has ever enjoyed writing or reading an academic paper. โ
โ these are very boring, and these are slightly more palatable. โ
โ everyone knows that poetry and theatre are meant to be seen and not read. โ
โ what genre is โehโ? โ
โ good fiction. goooood fiction. โ
โ believe me when i say that these are the only good ones. โ
โ this is all iโm qualified to do now! โ
โ some thieves canโt read. โ
โ hereโs how you pick a lock. โ
โ turns out, sheโs dead. โ
โ he decides to get into necromancy. โ
โ itโs kinda weird, but itโs very well written. โ
โ this is kind of like the hobbit, except instead of a hobbit, itโs a mid-level bureaucrat. โ
โ who doesnโt love a little erotic lizard fiction? โ
โ thereโs no way you can manage to maintain that level of erotic tension! โ
โ iโd like to see them try. i would like to see them try. โ
โ i straight up chortled. โ
โ they are valid. and theyโre wrong. โ
โ i donโt care about that. itโs boring! โ
โ how dare you jettison my gift! โ
โ just how useful were these robots? were they useful enough to chance a robot uprising? โ
โ someone should try to do that. itโs me, iโm the one whoโs gonna do that. โ
โ iโm not gonna touch that. โ
โ what kind of robots are good when theyโre sentient? โ
โ iโm choosing to think of that as something like nuclear fission as opposed to choosing to think of it as dumb. โ
โ not that iโm shitting on the coast guard. โ
โ whereโs my guy toad man? โ
โ looks and names can be deceiving. โ
โ weโve done some shit to bees, yโall. โ
โ no one likes a narc. โ
โ why the fuck is he a top? โ
โ he took it really personally and then decided to become evil. โ
โ i call this category: no! โ
โ hereโs the big rule of thumb: magicians are always evil. โ
โ technically not murder, but definitely bad. โ
โ you know what, i take that back. clowns donโt serve a purpose. โ
โ elon musk, donโt get any ideas. โ
โ this is what man has wrought. โ