Frog da Camelot

every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes

I am not spiralling, I am just following a suspiciously curved path

bro do u really have to circle it when it’s the only thing in the picture

That’s it’s aura

the whole point of life is just knowing a bunch of weird stuff and being kinda flirty

“stede is the reasonable one in gentlebeard” this, “edward is the reasonable one in gentlebeard” that, oh come on. lucius is the reasonable one in their relationship

Sorry for being obsessed with love. As if it's my fault

your honour, i do not have to be good. i do not have to walk on my knees for a hundred miles through the desert repenting. i only have to let the soft animal of my body love what it loves.

oh no my finger slipped

Whoops, I just posted this? Oh well.

Oops sorry my rights slipping away made me trip and press the button

ah i'm such a klutz

What does a marine go through?

Gay sex 

just kidding it’s the Slathering Maw

the inherent orpheus and eurydice vibes in the act of turning around to look at someone

me reading my own posts like. wow a very sexy genius wrote these.

I hope if there's ever some kind of Succession spinoff Kendall is just, like, put on a bus somewhere and we vaguely hear about how he's doing occasionally but overall the world's moved on