Awesome Sauce

Asked for a glock with a switch and got a gun and a femboy?

My apprentice keeps exchanging scrolls with the local forest nymph instead of studying his tomes… Is there any way I could discourage this behavior? He hasn’t even learned guiding light yet because of this tomfoolery…

Doctor analyzed my stool, turns out i eat a lot of mahogany and screws

If they ever ban single-use plastics i’ll make a spork factory

Showing my anarchist girlfriend my collection of mcu funko pops wish me luck!

Why don’t people with heart conditions just learn the true meaning of christmas?

You gain the ability to talk to animals!! Yay! but now you get to hear the muffled conversations of all your tapeworms :/

Joining the boycott on J.K Rowling. I will no longer watch hufflepuff girlfriend asmr videos.

I keep getting assaulted on the street… maybe i should stop wearing my “please assault me” shirt… :/

Heyy dude! ;) check page 52 ;))) why you ask? Heheh just do it!! Hehe yeah it’s a wiener…

If i was a victorian child i’d just invest in bitcoin and get rich

Guys :( i got banned from starbucks.. I should have never worn the cursed amulet… fuck my stupid apprentice life.

Gen Z stare? What about… Gen Z care? ❤️

You need to find yourself and not let what people think of you define who you are as a person.