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PSA: (METH USERS) HOW TO PASS URINE Test  with $1!

                                 YES JUST A FREAKING DOLLAR!

+ This works if you follow instructions to a tee, I cannot guarantee results based on your carelessness or body composition. EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT!!

+ I have tested this out before and it works! Works on both INSTANT drug tests or the kind they send away to the laboratory. 

+ TEST THIS AT HOME BEFORE YOU KNOW YOU ARE GETTING TESTED WITH YOUR OWN TEST. This method only works if you know hours ahead of time, at least 4 hours but preferably 6 hours. 

+ You will need considerably reduce your dosage for those 6 hours. I recommend trying to stay abstinent for those 4-6 hours but I realize not every one can do that. 

MATERIALS :  

Baking Soda- 2-4 tablespoons Depending on your weight, tolerance, and ect.

64 oz Water -Divided into 2- 32 oz cups. BIG GULPS from 7-11 are PERFECT!

                     Baking Soda- .75 cents + FREE WATER = < $1.00 

I think if you are over 150 LBS- 4 heaping tablespoons is more than enough.

Below 150 LBS - 3 heaping tablespoons is also enough.

SKINNY MINNY PIPE PRINCESSES below 100 LBS- 2 tablespoons is enough. 

     WATER STAYS THE SAME FOR EVERYONE, NO MATTER WHAT. 

6 HOURS BEFORE TEST- take 32 oz of WATER and half of your baking soda dose and dissolve it in the water. You DRINK THE ENTIRE 32 OZ of WATER in one sitting. 

PEE JUST ONCE IF POSSIBLE BETWEEN 1st batch of water and second.

3 HOURS BEFORE TEST- Drink HALF OF THE REST OF THE WATER/BAKING SODA. 

Pee if needed. 

You can take the other 16 oz of water/BS mix with you when you test since you are going to have to pee once you are there. Drink it right before you get there. 

TAKE DRUG TEST. PASS WITH FLYING COLORS. 

                              “You can thank me now.” - DRAKE

                 HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE ?!?!?- SCIENCE BEHIND IT.

Baking Soda makes an amphetamine or methamphetamine high more potent. It intensifies the effect and can lead to an overdose so don’t take too much baking soda. It will make your high really intense but it’s because you amphetamine plasma levels will be really high as this all happens at the cellular level. Baking soda Is 1 of 2 drugs that make your urine alkaline so amphetamines can’t leave your body thus they remain active, for another 6 hours. Also amphetamines are nearly unchanged and the metabolites that do exist are also amphetamines. Amphetamines can only exert from your body when your urine is acidic <6.0 ph. 

You will have a stomach ache and you will piss out of your asshole. It’s not fun. You will be miserable. But you will stay out of jail, juvy, keep your job or kid. All while smoking meth. Aint life grand?

@daddyissuescam

PSA: (METH USERS) HOW TO PASS URINE Test  with $1!

                                 YES JUST A FREAKING DOLLAR!

+ This works if you follow instructions to a tee, I cannot guarantee results based on your carelessness or body composition. EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT!!

+ I have tested this out before and it works! Works on both INSTANT drug tests or the kind they send away to the laboratory. 

+ TEST THIS AT HOME BEFORE YOU KNOW YOU ARE GETTING TESTED WITH YOUR OWN TEST. This method only works if you know hours ahead of time, at least 4 hours but preferably 6 hours. 

+ You will need considerably reduce your dosage for those 6 hours. I recommend trying to stay abstinent for those 4-6 hours but I realize not every one can do that. 

MATERIALS :  

Baking Soda- 2-4 tablespoons Depending on your weight, tolerance, and ect.

64 oz Water -Divided into 2- 32 oz cups. BIG GULPS from 7-11 are PERFECT!

                     Baking Soda- .75 cents + FREE WATER = < $1.00 

I think if you are over 150 LBS- 4 heaping tablespoons is more than enough.

Below 150 LBS - 3 heaping tablespoons is also enough.

SKINNY MINNY PIPE PRINCESSES below 100 LBS- 2 tablespoons is enough. 

     WATER STAYS THE SAME FOR EVERYONE, NO MATTER WHAT. 

6 HOURS BEFORE TEST- take 32 oz of WATER and half of your baking soda dose and dissolve it in the water. You DRINK THE ENTIRE 32 OZ of WATER in one sitting. 

PEE JUST ONCE IF POSSIBLE BETWEEN 1st batch of water and second.

3 HOURS BEFORE TEST- Drink HALF OF THE REST OF THE WATER/BAKING SODA. 

Pee if needed. 

You can take the other 16 oz of water/BS mix with you when you test since you are going to have to pee once you are there. Drink it right before you get there. 

TAKE DRUG TEST. PASS WITH FLYING COLORS. 

                              “You can thank me now.” - DRAKE

                 HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE ?!?!?- SCIENCE BEHIND IT.

Baking Soda makes an amphetamine or methamphetamine high more potent. It intensifies the effect and can lead to an overdose so don’t take too much baking soda. It will make your high really intense but it’s because you amphetamine plasma levels will be really high as this all happens at the cellular level. Baking soda Is 1 of 2 drugs that make your urine alkaline so amphetamines can’t leave your body thus they remain active, for another 6 hours. Also amphetamines are nearly unchanged and the metabolites that do exist are also amphetamines. Amphetamines can only exert from your body when your urine is acidic <6.0 ph. 

You will have a stomach ache and you will piss out of your asshole. It’s not fun. You will be miserable. But you will stay out of jail, juvy, keep your job or kid. All while smoking meth. Aint life grand?

@daddyissuescam

Meth is Awake. Talking. Doing everything you’ve been wanting to do but havnt felt like. sharpening all your pencils then arranging them by color. All 200. Deep cleaning your room. Vacuuming. Organizing. Wiping everything down. Reading about a topic for hours that you’ve wanted to learn about but havnt felt like spending time on. Having deep convos. Getting to know your friends like family. Feeling like your un touchable.

Then it’s death. Your mind being awake but your body feeling like it’s dead. Your bones feeling hollow and your brain empty. You know you need to eat and sleep but honestly laying in bed and withering away sounds easier.

Then it’s loosing your family when they find out what you’ve been doing. And they don’t want to be around you. It’s feeling alone even though you have a million dope friends. It’s feeling hopeless.