The 64 Stages of Trump Grief (Campaign Launch - Present Day)
4. “…Is Anyone Gonna Stop This Guy?”
5. “Well THAT Has to Be the End of It”
8. Taking to Your Friends in a Serious Tone About How This Might Be Like a Legit Problem
15. Oh Boy, He Sexually Assaulted Women and Laughed About It With Billy Bush, I Sure Hope That Finally Ends It
17. Debating Whether Racism, Misogyny, or Stupidity is Worst Quality
18. Finding Solace in Polls
25. Cocktail of Fear, Disgust, Disbelief, and Sadness
26. Inability to Focus on Simple Tasks
27. Sad Head-Nodding at Every Revelation
29. Teeth-Gnashing at Cabinet Nominees
30. “He’s a Fucking Russian Mole Why Isn’t Anyone Doing Something?!”
31. Averting of Eyes at Inauguration
34. Deep Sadness that He Lives in White House
35. Missing Obama So Much it Hurts
36. Missing George W. Bush
37. Missing George H. W. Bush
40. Even Shitty DOMA/Welfare Reform/Kissing Gingrich’s Ass/NAFTA Clinton! I Even Miss THAT Clinton!
43. “I Gotta Get Off the Internet, Maybe Forever?”
44. Shock, Disgust, Sadness, Fear, Misery
45. “We’re All Going to Die, Aren’t We?”
46. OH MY GOD HE IS SO INCOMPETENT
47. “The Racism is Worse than the Misogyny”
48. Missing Millard Fillmore
50. “No, the Misogyny is Worse”
51. Giggling Uncontrollably at Something He Said that Is So Stupid It Does Not Qualify As ‘English’”
52. “I Can’t Be this Angry All the Time, I Need to Find An Outlet For My Anger, Maybe I’ll Like Get a Turtle to Take Care Of, Or Something”
54. Looking at Photos of Steve Bannon For Ten Minutes and Feeling Like If You Looked Like That You Would Not Consider Your Genes to be Superior to Those of a Fucking Salamander, Much Less Any Other Human Race
55. Legitimately Missing Karl Rove
57. Missing George W. Bush Again Because In Retrospect At Least We Didn’t Always Feel Like We Were Going To Die
60. A Deep, Thick, Dense Shame and Embarrassment at the Idea That A Man This Clumsy, Incompetent, Corrupt, Hateful, Misogynistic, Morally Deficient, Racist, Ignorant, Easily-Manipulated, and All-Around Ridiculous Could Be Elected President of the United States
61. That’s What It Really Is: It’s Embarrassing
63. I’m Embarrassed for America
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