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Can you believe we are so lucky we get to live on the same planet as birds????

when a couth mutual sees your uncouth post..

i was feeling silly at the gas station today so i said to the cashier that i’ll take my gas “to go” and i could see her imagining what it would be like to jump over the counter and strangle me to death

In the next 18-36 months or so, china is going to hit its Paris goals and we’re going to be subject to the most rancid think pieces ever written about the human cost of carbon neutrality

Not only are we going to see a post-petroleum world blossom over the next decade but the western news media is going to go into overdrive convincing you that extinction would be preferable to getting rid of oil.

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

YOOOOO WHAT'S UP YOUTUBE!!!!! IT'S YA BOI T4RRAR3 COMIN' AT YOU LIVE FROM MY LOCAL ABORTION CLINIC FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON!!

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

the distinction between professional and amateur is pay btw. if you get paid for doing it you're doing it professionally. it says nothing about quality. some of the best craftspeople on earth are amateurs and some of the worst writers are professionals.

it really is fucking pathetic that a country with more guns than people can't hit one guy

if this is how you found out there was an active shooter at the White House yesterday I'm sorry

Me: oh it's this post again. Wait. Why does it say "posted 37 minutes ago"

do you ever just like. feel unbelievably proud of someone you’d never even heard of previously

oh my god

It just occurred to me that Jet is probably not his name (not the one his parents gave him at least) but rather a nickname he took when he became a partisan like the rest of his gang (Smellerbee, Pipsquick, Longshot, The Duke, Sneers)

they didn't have airplanes at that time either, so he was named after jet as in the rock. the somewhat valuable black stone used for jewelry and stuff sometimes. idk what difference that makes but it feels like it *should* be significant

Or possibly a jet of water.

The way adult fandom people hold indie online creators and cartoons to a much higher standard than their actual local politicians. You could be putting that energy into terrorizing and protesting conservatives at your town hall and actually make a good material impact on the world but instead you're background checking everything the trans woman who made the amazing digital circus has ever said