Its A Trash Blog Babey!

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Every cat I have known would immediately climb up through the hole and start stealing everybody’s food.

Crime porthole

this was designed by cats

You imprison miette. You put her under the glass like the cheese. Jail for mother for hundreds of years.

this is the most deadpan miette I've ever heard omg

ive decided i glow in the dark now

bioluminescence is a choice

i'd love you if and only if you were a worm. bitch

forgot about my icon before making this post

i am doomed by the narrative. ignore that i am also the author of the narrative

just came up with a really good 4 word cooking horror story but idk if you guys are ready for it

2 cups vanilla extract

cats are small and you can pick them up

but watch out

this is an extremely good joke format

I wish I knew how to play chess