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@evil-executive-k
K (she/her)
Executive of [what, you think I'm gonna fucking tell you?]
We Love our Shareholders <3
// ooc text will be as follows
// made on a complete whim so things will be very missing-pfp-core for now
// run by @zerenta-mrraow
//asks may be answered.. eventually, I usually prefer to do critter things on main
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TO: Company
FROM: Eid M. Remington
Hello there, and a good day to whoever is reading this e-mail. I was wondering if there would be any way to obtain footage from your drones for personal use?
Thank you for your time!
[[@the-dutiful-detective]]
TO: Eid M. Remington FROM: Company (//intern) We sell access on our website for $4999 per hour of drone footage viewed.
Looks like THAT'S not going to be an option, then...
Let me see if I can't find out what the uniforms there are, then?
[The website is approximately 90% ads. a few notable ads are for laxatives, a sig p226 (gun), vent cleaning services, and even a magnifying glass]
How do they expect anyone to use this website...?
I suppose I could just... wait outside the offices, read the news, and keep an eye out for anyone coming out of the building?
[noone outside the building seem to be wearing any uniforms though all of them have gloves and long sleeved shirts]
TO: Company
FROM: Eid M. Remington
Hello there, and a good day to whoever is reading this e-mail. I was wondering if there would be any way to obtain footage from your drones for personal use?
Thank you for your time!
[[@the-dutiful-detective]]
TO: Eid M. Remington FROM: Company (//intern) We sell access on our website for $4999 per hour of drone footage viewed.
Looks like THAT'S not going to be an option, then...
Let me see if I can't find out what the uniforms there are, then?
[The website is approximately 90% ads. a few notable ads are for laxatives, a sig p226 (gun), vent cleaning services, and even a magnifying glass]
TO: Company
FROM: Eid M. Remington
Hello there, and a good day to whoever is reading this e-mail. I was wondering if there would be any way to obtain footage from your drones for personal use?
Thank you for your time!
[[@the-dutiful-detective]]
TO: Eid M. Remington FROM: Company (//intern) We sell access on our website for $4999 per hour of drone footage viewed.
I took everything from your home like 2 months ago. From the doors to the floorboards to the copper wires in your walls.
-@messenger-faith-interpreter
Take a drop of water from the ocean and ask me if i care
the blood sand was the only thing I didn't take and it cares about your sins.
Well i dont care about your crimes. take it up with a confession booth.
K I am talking about your crimes. After everything you've done would you recognize yourself if you looked in the mirror?
When was the last time you saw your parents or anyone close to you?
Or maybe you are just a marionette on strings dancing by the whims of the things you call share holders.
Do you think if you as a child saw you as you are now and heard what you have done want to share a name with you?
Look in a mirror K are you even a person or just a pen in your superiors pockets?
Do you even have a identity besides an executive anymore?
Do you have a soul or did the shareholders take that too?
Having a soul is not a shareholder value. Personhood is vestigial. The shareholders disagree, and yet? the bottom line sings its rising tone.
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I took everything from your home like 2 months ago. From the doors to the floorboards to the copper wires in your walls.
-@messenger-faith-interpreter
Take a drop of water from the ocean and ask me if i care
the blood sand was the only thing I didn't take and it cares about your sins.
Well i dont care about your crimes. take it up with a confession booth.
yes! for you see, the hunger,
Your cravings are unplanned and unproductive. That O2 could've gone to a much more profitable combustion reaction.
I took everything from your home like 2 months ago. From the doors to the floorboards to the copper wires in your walls.
-@messenger-faith-interpreter
Take a drop of water from the ocean and ask me if i care
- what do you mean the mountain wildlife have napalm?!?! rock-melting napalm you say? well find a way to harvest it you worthless fuck! that would boost the economy by so much!
IS THAT WHAT DOES FUCKING NOISES WERE!?
We hear you just as much as you aren't hearing us. This wont be worked on, and will continue to happen.
i'm so hungry, i could eat (consume) a rich (person)!
could you, though?
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when was the last time you went home?
Doxxing specialists are $4999 an hour.
you know the saying eat the rich right?
flirting with upper management is strictly against corporate policy. get back to work.
"can confirm, in 3022 no one gives a shit if you're trans, gay, straight. the corporations? they do. and they just... do whatever they can to exploit you."
Don't you mean in YOUR Timeline's future?
in mine and almost 87k other timelines. it's a common outcome.
shareholder win!
imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit
You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh
yeah sorry you need an advertising kink now. its just the rules.
hey so we're gonna be rolling out these new ads you can now talk to a real person, ask questions about the product, etc! on another note, webcams are now mandatory for all users of our products.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again
this is actually incorrect. time off work has been proven to decrease productivity.
- what do you mean the mountain wildlife have napalm?!?! rock-melting napalm you say? well find a way to harvest it you worthless fuck! that would boost the economy by so much!
