these are a few of my favorite things

in the 2000s everything was happening on the dance floor. they signed the magna carta out there

the part of adulthood that no one ever warns you about is the amount of surfaces you need to acquire to put your things and trinkets on

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

I need a "girl who's gonna be okay" moment bad

there should be more options than suffering via employment and suffering via unemployment

Forever traumatized by realizing that no amount of love can change someone who finds losing you easier than facing their own behavior.

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

i think we should be allowed to kill people who use ai religiously