THE LESSER OF TWO EVILS ,
a collection of sentence starters taken from the eighth doctor's audio story , the stones of venice . edited to fit rp needs , adjust pronouns as necessary .
โ they're not exactly what you'd call grateful , are they ? โ
โ i'll put the kettle on , & you put your feet up , โ
โ visiting somewhere peaceful , without being threatened by death every five minutes , would be rather nice , โ
โ what would it take to bring her back ? โ
โ this dwelling on the past isn't good , that was over a hundred years ago ! โ
โ i'm sure my family would be suitably mollified , โ
โ for a really futuristic ship , what you ought to have is gleaming white surfaces , & flashing controls ! โ
โ is it too late to say i know what a fool i was ? โ
โ contradict me again , & i will have you skewered ! โ
โ there could only be days left , or hours , or minutes ! โ
โ we were supposed to get out of that gothic nightmare of a ship of yours to somewhere lovely ! you've brought me somewhere horrible , where everyone wants to die , โ
โ i've said , as usual , far too much , โ
โ i want to have a good old , poke around ! โ
โ i'm lying back here in the depths of melancholy thought , โ
โ you know , i used to be terribly good at name dropping & bluffing my way into places & these days i can't do it for toffee , โ
โ she's my oldest friend in the world , โ
โ that's my interest & sense of social justice piqued , โ
โ i'm sure it's a terrible & tragic tale & all , but i really have to go , โ
โ i've got a fantastic nose for finding my way blindly , intuitively - no , it can't be a dead end , โ
โ knocked up , blindfolded , banged up in a cellar , it's all par for the course , โ
โ i was already sympathetic , you didn't have to drug me , โ
โ any chance we get , you must grasp it , โ
โ i expected to die quietly with dignity tonight , โ
โ fanatics never want to get their hands dirty , that's why they always wear gloves , โ
โ yes , i do seem to have betrayed you , โ
โ that's a pretty tall order for someone just back from the dead . i should know , it's a taxing business , โ
โ i hope you won't be dreadfully offended if i just slip away quietly & make my escape , โ
โ you need me alive , โ
โ you'll be even more diverting as a human sacrifice when i have your gizzards ceremoniously removed during my nuptials at dawn , โ
โ i hardly know who to believe ! โ
โ it was on your account that our lady took her own life , โ
โ are you prattling at me again ? โ
โ some of the paintings i saw yesterday are not from this world at all , โ
โ what matters is the spectacle , & spectacle there shall be ! โ
โ stop lashing out at each other ! โ
โ i hate seeing other people get hurt , even if they are horrible people , โ
โ oh marvelous , let's wrap up this dreadful night by looking at a dead body , โ
โ at least we're seeing history made , โ
โ do you all really want to die ? โ
โ there isn't anywhere left for you to flee , it's far too late for that , โ
โ let's start backing away very carefully , โ
โ who are you to inflict your misery & self - indulgence upon a whole city ! โ
โ you foolish men ! โ
โ i was never dead , you dolt , โ
โ i grant you extra life , & you waste it ! you've squandered everything i've ever given you ! โ
โ i did quite a thorough job of damning this city to destruction , & my ex along with it , โ
โ i couldn't put things right if i tried , โ
โ i can spot an alien interloper up to malarkey with the indigenous population a mile off , โ
โ do you still love them ? โ
โ it doesn't do to have an underclass , you know , it really doesn't do , โ
โ it's amazing to me that human beings can invest so much emotional energy into legends , into stories like this , โ
โ it was all about love , in the end , โ
โ you're my best friend , โ