Eri the lioness

you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?

wololo

you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?

mrow

mrrp? meoww miow

Mrrrow mrrp mrr mrr nyaaan :3

cishet blahaj

Oh, this? Yeah, it's actually a cursed collar that forces me to speak only in barks. I got it during that time I got isekaied last month and spent two decades in a fantasy world. Yeah they actually put it on me in like year 2 because I never shut up. No one could figure out how to get it off once they rescued me so I eventually developed a mini-language of barking in different tones before gradually figuring out how to bark increasingly well. And then over the course of a decade learning how to bark so perfectly that it's indistinguishable from speaking. So technically I'm still just barking I'm just really good at it. Anyway the collar looks cute, right? I think it goes really well with this dress.

when a trans girl wants to bite you the objectively correct answer is yes, btw

meow

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

SCREM AT LESBIAN LUMBERJACK

Heyyyyy, really wanna embrace my slvt era. Anyone who reblogs this can get some hung gock in their dms. But it's okay. If you're shy you can just like it instead. Shy toys are as adorable as needy ones~

sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher

You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this?

Já v roce 2019 na Ukrajině: OK, takže když použiju tohle staročeský slovo, přidám polský sloveso, své chabé znalosti záhoráčtiny a řeknu to s ruskym přízvukem, tak to projde.

the reason there aren't slavic people in the bible is that they wouldn't have been surprised or awed to hear the disciples speak in tongues and be understood by people of many nations at once

Slavs walked away from the Tower of Babel mildly inconvenienced.

As a non-native speaker of Czech who is only conversationally proficient and has terrible grammar, let me tell you, no one was more surprised than I was to discover that I can understand Slovak just fine. And when the two moving guys finished hauling my furniture to my new apartment and we were chatting a bit before they left, I discovered that the reason I'd had a little trouble understanding one of their "accents" was because he was speaking Ukrainian the whole time.

"Slavs walked away from the Tower of Babel mildly inconvenienced." killed me

I'm Czech and I have a Slovak GF. I'd have to spend a lot of time learning if I actually wanted to know Slovak grammar because there's a lot of differences but the vocabularies are so similar that I just… don't need to :D we understand each other 100%, there's no language barrier whatsoever :3

Also "Slavic Esperanto": that is actually a thing! There's Interslavic which is a constructed language that tries to build on commonalities between Slav languages and it actually works. I saw a video of someone talking the Interslavic trying to communicate with a Polish, Croatian and a Bulgarian person, and they just understood no problem most of the time. And I did too despite barely understanding any Polish, which is like the closest to Czech from the three. It felt almost like magic.

it is possible to physically dominate girls who are bigger than you and you should put in the effort

<- girl who is probably bigger than you btw.

@chiisaineko is a good example of this

2025 year of the tgirl pussy

2026 year of the tgirl pussy

paws at you. whines at you. awouf

rrawrf

pokes your hand with my wet nose. pokes your hand with my damp nose. pokes your hand with my dry nose. whines at you. drinks water and gets my nose wet again. pokes your hand with my wet nose. awrrroo...

He fell asleep in his bed, at home, and woke up at the goddamn grocery store with an overhead light in his face if that happened to you you’d become The Joker

Poor guy’s only been here for like a dozen weeks he doesn’t even have a favorite show to distract him yet he’s just raw-dogging reality unfiltered with no goddamn Blorbos to rotate whatsoever

This actually made me rethink my annoyance with babies, thanks!