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Vodka & benadryl got me feeling like a oyster

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

girls kissing

sexyback is a good song but the idea of justin timberlake being sexual disgusts me I don't even register him as a human being let alone a person or a man he's more akin to an old blind dog who pisses everywhere

We’re going somewhere better than glove world: to menjos in detroit

did you know that you can wear swimsuits underneath your normal clothes

did you know that swimsuits chaffe like hell without the water

pee yourself?

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

dare i add to this and say that camenbert and blue stilton is the age gap yaoi of cheese

no cuz idgaf about men or england

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?