yess!!!! just yes <3

let me get this straight. *grabs the nearest heterosexual* now where were we

are you a traffic sign because stop

me and bae <3

tbh if i was given the chance i’d trade my uterus for a bag of Doritos and a cool looking rock

Any food would do really

SHOES–allow walking over surfaces which are too hot or rough.

BOOK-allows temporary travel to alternate reality

PURSE–increases the number of items that can be carried at once.

COAT-allow survival at below freezing temperatures.

COFFEE- gives temporary stamina and perception increase

HEADPHONES- decreases possibility of unwanted interactions.

PHONE- allows fast travel and communication with out of range party members.

BUS PASS- unlocks new location

FISTS- to beat up your nerdy asses

100% truth

This is the kind of thing I should focus on reblogging.

I need this cat in my life

*goes to sleep around 1:30am instead of 3:30am* i am the epitome of health and wellness look at me managing my sleep schedule and going to bed EARLY like a functional member of society!

i like this one

For a second I was expecting something different and was really enraged

fucking bless whoever made this

This is totally my struggle