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rlain would have been a great bondsmith but sanderson's not ready for that conversation
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queerathon may finally inspire me to start the elhokar lives au fic that's been in my head for like 4 years I need to write about foppish cringefail queens of alethkar or I'll die
bad news everyone work is killing me #dead but I will muster up a shorter piece. probably.
Sometimes "estrogen would save her" means literally just going on HRT would resolve her issues, but other times it means "a radical act of self-determination would reframe so much of how she views herself and the world around her, she'd come out of it a changed, better person. But also she's a girl and needs to realize that."
Deleted Tosche Station scene from A New Hope
Happy May 4th to Leia Organa character of all time I think even now we don’t as a society have enough respect for her. 19 year old career politician in a illiberal fronting fascist state wherein she needs to keep up appearances of general compliance while also secretly working as a high ranking member of an underground resistance force. And she is 19. She should not even be at the club she should be killing it on a star college debate team but she’s a senator in a fascist space wizard run empire and she’s not only doing her best she’s kind of hitting it out of the park. Also her entire family and planet gets blown up like act one that also happened and everyone kind of just expected her to handle it. And she’s 19.
Anyway she would have been justified in going apeshit at any given time and I would have supported her fall to the darkside #istandwithleia
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hello everyone who did not initially read Stormlight via audiobook. Could you do a favor for me. Reblog/comment with how you pronounce Sadeas (or used to pronounce, if you have since corrected yourself to match canon pronunciation). I swear to god everyone on earth has a new fucked up way to pronounce it
what does prev give off?
prophet in the desert
tyrant king
shady merchant
wandering bard
forgotten god
healer in the woods
rebel group leader
average peasant
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Open your heart to the #TeamSingers mentality. It will ruin your enjoyment of the story, and of all the main characters. This is my pitch. It's working very well, and you are convinced.
adolin smoking weed so badass
He has three girlfriends and yes they smoke weed
alert alert psa for all stormlight fans
Jasnah is described as having tight curls. Jasnah has very curly hair
Jasnah was nothing like that. She was tall and slender, with clear skin, narrow black eyebrows, and thick, deep onyx hair. She wore part of it up, wrapped around a small, scroll-shaped golden ornament with two long hairpins holding it in place. The rest tumbled down behind her neck in small, tight curls. - The Way of Kings, Chapter 5
do with this what you will
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hot take but renarin is also the blackthorn's son and with a one-year timeskip of killing thunderclasts is also stupidly jacked. thanks for reading
Why do people (on the Stormlight Archive) think that Adolin is the handsome brother? What about Renarin? I think that both must be very look-alike and, indeed, Renarin must be handsome and hot as fuck
Renarin has been hunched in on himself to avoid attention since he was 5. He's got the tall and broad Blackthorn's build, he just doesn't have the muscle on him yet because he hasn't been allowed to swing a sword. He was a tall, gangly longboi constantly trying to shrink himself out of existence.
Well guess who's been eating big bowls of stew, practicing the sword (and presumably the spear with Bridge Four), and has recently decided he will be himself no matter what??? Guess who's standing taller and prouder every day? Renarin, baybeee!!!!
thinking about collecting trans girl headcanons for cosmere characters, thus far i have convincing headcanons for jasnah, kaladin, adolin, ialai, leshwi… and then in mistborn there is of course vin. i can get more. let’s make the whole cosmere trans women
queerathon may finally inspire me to start the elhokar lives au fic that's been in my head for like 4 years I need to write about foppish cringefail queens of alethkar or I'll die
Should These Mistborn Characters be Genderbent for the Live Action Movie?
An important question was raised by @foiazoli in this post: namely, who should be genderbent in the live action Mistborn movie that has been announced? Well, I've thought about this deeply and carefully and I have what I believe is THE definitive answer for each character.
1. Hammond: Yes
Sanderson has said that he wishes he made Ham a woman. I would be shocked if Ham is not a woman in the movie, tbh. And I support Sanderson in this.
2. Dockson: Yes
What's better than Ham and Dockson lowkey hating each other? Them lowkey hating each other in a toxic yuri way.
3. Elend: Yes
Elend and Vin have a delicious forbidden romance. But what if they had a delicious forbidden lesbian romance? What if Elend became the Last Empress and still wore that white military uniform? Imagine.
4. Kelsier: Yes
This would be a bold and refreshing choice, plus she could be the older butch mass murderer of our dreams.
5. Marsh: Yes
I mean, in the books Marsh & Kelsier have a brotherly rivalry and a shared heterosexual love interest. Surely it is time to see their sisterly rivalry and their shared lesbian love interest. Plus, the movies should show the gender equality that surely exists among the Inquisitor's ranks.
6. Spook: Yes
I would be more invested in Spook's sad longing for Vin if it were in a gay way. Plus, I think Spook is a cool name for a woman.
7. Breeze: Yes
In his heart, Breeze is a wine aunt. It is her destiny.
8. Sazed: Yes
What? Bald women are hot. I'm not a saint.
9. The Lord Ruler: Yes
What? Evil women are hot. I'm not a saint.
10. Clubs: No
The gang has to have one guy right? Otherwise it would be so unbalanced.
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Why did the only canon ace character in the cosmere give Hoid sloppy. I am not ace and I still would not give Hoid sloppy
The cruelest part of Stormlight is that it is the singer torment nexus and the very fabric of reality warps around nobody giving a shit
