For the last time, it was not a kiss!

Everything about this is perfect. From the head bob, to the baby scream, to Electric Zoo from spongebob

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I hate these posts because they've gotten in my head, and when I was drunk in the passenger seat of my friends car last night I saw a cop in hi-vis directing traffic and my first thought was "ok he do be lookin kinda safe doe"

In foookin HOWLIN

I already knew, but it's nice to have a chart.

Well I didn’t know that chipotle was a raisin jalapeño

All great suggestions 

“Where the fuck is Gandalf, for I much desire to speak with him.”

This doesn’t sound like it was composed by a human

That’s ‘cause it was composed by the spider wizard

oh god i’m a person. oh christ

I love Lilo And Stitch bc even though it makes me sad David just goes and blames what he thinks is a normal dog for making things worse for Nani and Lilo and it’s constantly funny to me