Tumblr is gonna die without me knowing a single fucking thing about Homestuck and honestly I think that’s pretty sexy of me

hey guys so since tumblr is dying send me your credit card number, expiration date, and security code on the back 😇

at a horror movie

That relatable (older) Gen Z memory: when all the projectors and white boards got replaced by Smart Boards™ around like fifth grade and none of the teachers knew how to use them but they Had To Use them otherwise the school just wasted a bunch of money and it was a rlly weird transition

Grown ass men still smoking cigarettes. Snort cocaine like the rest of us Coward

hey, I was wondering if your gang offered health insurance 

overanalyze and chill

When I’m reincarnated, I want to come back as a bookstore cat.