Phan Sideblog

like… pj starring in phil’s master’s thesis pre dan

to pj and sophie working on the video dan and phil made to come out as a couple after 16 years, the entirety of which pj was around for.

get the puck get the puck get the puck

faaaast i’m so fast

let’s gooooo!

[unintelligible noises]

go go go go

Ilya: sure, but do not turn your back to the bathtub. nothing to worry about. is Just Jeff.

Can you fucking IMAGINE THOUGH; Ilya does just enough research to keep Jeff alive and healthy and enriched, and also survive a HIGHLY AGGRESSIVE AND VENOMOUS lizard as a pet, that he assumes will one day be big enough to eat him. Of course Eventually either Shane finds Jeff or he's told about her and. Shane, king of research spends maybe 10 minutes online and-

"Jeff is baby Komodo, cute but venomous please be careful moy kotnik!"

*typing sounds from Shane's phone*

"Ilya that's a Monitor Lizard. They're not venomous. That's as big as she's gonna get."

". . So we can keep-"