Who Knows

If I were Harry Potter I would have addressed Voldemort as “Tim Riddle.” He’d be like “IT’S TOM RIDDLE. ALSO, IT’S NOT TOM RIDDLE, IT’S VOLDEMORT.” Ahahaha classic Tim. 

shrek yourself before you wreck yourself

things heating up in the Shrek fandom.

This is possibly the saddest post that’s come across my dash 

i can connect with this gif on an emotional level

it doesn’t matter how slow you go so long as you don’t give up

ok someone please explain this to me 

I know there’s a lot of talk abt how fuckin weird 2016 is but honestly I miss how finding weird shit affected me a few years back. like I remember finding a whole blog 100% seriously dedicated 2 shipping the evil guy and the platypus from phineas and ferb and that fucked me up for a whole month, that was all I could think about whenever I logged on to Tamblr Dot Com for an entire month. if I found it today I’d just be like “yeah that makes sense” and wouldn’t give it a second thought.

I don’t know why I pretended to not know dr doofenshmirtz’s name. I knew his name why did I lie to everyone