pascal's triangle

I’m not your average skateboarder. I don’t “dress like a stoner.” I don’t “know how to skateboard.” I don’t “disrespect authority.” I’ve never “been on a skateboard.”

this will never not be funny to me

All of you straight people asking how you can support gays this pride month smh like the answer is so easy.. whenever you see a gay person you have to give them all your fucking weed

My childhood has pretty much been wiped off the face of the planet :(

Come get this dick-fil-a

I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

Life’s too short to not be a switch just sayin

loving these nintendo promos

it has come to my attention that this post is in fact NOT a promotion about the nintendo switch (2017) (A VERY GOOD AND FUN CONSOLE: RECOMMEND BUYING)

ripley's believe it or else

listen, I’m not the biggest fan of kids but if a child looks at me then you bet I’m gonna smile back at them. kids deserve to experience the world as a kind and safe place to explore okay.

But the world is not kind or safe.

then Fucking do your part to make it that way.

I don’t want a sugar daddy but can I have like a sugar auntie? Just a sweet old woman who gives me money cus she knows I’m going through it and she believes in me and her grandkids don’t ever call so she writes me in her will.