"It is not beneath Doom to strip and dip."

All my shortfics so far have been smut, which is why I named my WIP document Horny Jail. Couldn't be bothered to get a new one for this T rated work so instead I've just made a tab called "NOT HORNY" for it to live in

Under communism the wait staff will not ask if Pepsi is okay. You will not even find out that's its Pepsi instead of coke until you take your first sip. Unless you train like me, to know the difference from the sound of the Fizz alone, that is the only way we can beat communism and I can teach you. Take my hand. Not like that you grabbed it gay. Stop. Giggles. I SAID STOP

i need to get into cars

they have doors which help with this

it's just really apparent that people think it's okay to want pain but morally abhorrent to want to give it. sorry but the sadist gets to have fun too. it's actually pretty crucial to the process.

Image ID: A screenshot of a tumblr comment that says "yeah, its only abhorrent imo, when the recipient is non consenting, i've" the screenshot cuts off.

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Happy pride month to him

(thinks about something someone said 2 months ago) Fuck you

"this situation cannot possibly be improved by me opening my stupid mouth" is perhaps the most important thought that it's possible to have