Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation
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Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation

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Tumblr: *enables PVP*
The entire userbase:
what am I supposed to do in a club. I go in them often but never know what to do, it ends up being extremely confusing. What do people do in them??
you may not have the clubber's temperament. perhaps your place is on the battlefield
so i get this pizza from the local place that's mushroom and truffle oil. last week i ordered it with extra mushroom and when rhys went to pick it up the guy was like "was that a mistake? that would be a lot of mushroom"
rhys assured him it wasn't a mistake, i just REALLY like mushroom, so he put the extra on and finished it up
this week i ordered it again, rhys went to pick it up and pizza guy is like "i assumed since she ordered it again it wasn't too much mushroom so i actually put a little EXTRA on this time"
i can still see bits of the base, good sir, but a valiant effort
tempted to order double extra mushroom next time to really fuck with him
rhys says if i order double extra mushroom i have to go and pick it up because the pizza guy might snap and decapitate him with a pizza cutter
also the pizza guy thinks he's alexis because the orders are all in my name and he has too much anxiety to correct him which is very funny but also i can lean into this and just say i'm rhys (reese) since we both have neutral names
glad we're in agreement that the appropriate amount of mushroom is All Of It
Needs more mushroom, I feel
thank you, just-mushroom-thoughts

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yes
This is the language equivalent of King Solomon suggesting cutting the baby in half.
when an artist whose work you love has both twitter and tumblr accounts but only posts most of their art on their twitter
Your meat is huge your ass is fat your autism is evident
and so on and so forth
Thanks American Girl!
some of y’all with printed copies of fanfiction are going to die someday and your books will end up at the secondhand book shop and someone is just going to innocently pick up blorbo/shitto enemies to lovers and when i think of it this way let’s keep printing fanfiction

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Unicorns
I have never wanted to open a spam email so badly
ra, ra, Rasputin /
buy my secret penis cream
that’s just t gel

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Queen of england is saving up her energy for one final tornado blowjob
@ask-monarchist
I- Is this not incredibly disrespectful?
Nothing BUT respect for Velvet Mouth Lizzie, when the dentures go off the pants go DOWN!!