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I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

for how immensely popular and culture defining the simpsons is im surprised ive never seen it majorly fandom-ified. i mean no doubt there are obviously people out there drawing simpsons yaoi and giving bart neopronouns but its not as widespread as the stuff people do to them southpark kids yknow. it could be. we could live in a timeline.

canon btw

I love you guys but I think a lot of you are the kind of people who are susceptible to falling in with a cult.

You’re right. We should all band together under a trustworthy and influential leader who can keep us safe from outside threats

white ppl will steal every aesthetic from black culture and then call it something so stupid like bo derek braids instead of box braids or hasbin hotel core instead of black southern dandism. yall will bend over backwards to call my culture barbaric/scary just to drool over the aesthetic the moment no actual black people are involved (21 pilots vs actual reggae). And if ur white/nonblack reading this just reblog. I dont need any comments talking about how not racist you are + speaking up over actual black people.

how would they make the text go out the dollar bill?-

Okay wise guy

Alright

Get that wise guy back here. Now

stage 1 bottom surgery june 29th lfg

and before anyone waltzes into my ask box to say this was self-destructive i am inserting tiny iron screws into every pore of your skin and then putting you in an MRI

normalise wearing a big skull shirt with spiky bracelets and calling people dorkzillas while taking their lunch money. if you shove nerds in their lockers. youre valid...........

not unless it's Uncle Scary's.